I AM KARKAT, YOUR CREATOR. I AM ABOUT 7.4 SWEEPS OLD. NOT THAT ANY OF YOU BULGE-BITING LOWLIFES WOULD CARE. BECAUSE YOU DON'T. HAVE A NICE DAY, LUSUS-PAILERS.
woah wiITH THE HAT2
I CAN PUT ON MORE IF YOU WANT…HERE HAVE A HAT!
Woah karkat don't you think you should put the hats down?
FUCK THAT NOISE!!!
*carisa smiles and grabs at his pant leg*hat! She can't talk furry well yet
OH…DOES SHE ACTUALLY THINK I AM A HAT?…WELL…AWKWARD…
Oh how cute! *carisa lets go of nepetas coat and walks over to karkat* hat!
YES, IT IS I, THE DREADED HAT! I AM HERE TO PRESENT HATS TO ALL THE LITTLE TROLL GIRLS ,BOYS, AND THOSE OF VARYING GENDER! BUT THIS ONE IS JUST FOR YOU, YOU GRATEFUL LIL SHIT.
Anons told me they gave mew something fur carisa *carisa smiles while holding on to nepetas coat*
IT IS…A DAPPER-ASS HAT FROM A DAPPER ASS-HAT! IT EVEN HAS A BOW!
*gives you a tiny top hat for carisa*there you go
O:B I MUST FIND THE TROLL.
Aw karkat are you happy about having a daughter your getting all sappy
… MAYBE SHE COULD USE A NICE DAPPER-ASS HAT…NOT A DAPPER ASS-HAT…THAT WOULD BE ME. MAYBE…I THINK. I DON’T KNOW.