I AM KARKAT, YOUR CREATOR. I AM ABOUT 7.4 SWEEPS OLD. NOT THAT ANY OF YOU BULGE-BITING LOWLIFES WOULD CARE. BECAUSE YOU DON'T. HAVE A NICE DAY, LUSUS-PAILERS.
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every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

BUT…IT’S…A MOTHERFUCKING ***DOUBLE-U***

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twerkfinite:

secretly-a-dog:

weird-bug:

i just made this video

It gets funnier every time I watch it.

I don’t understand it but I like it

AHH I GET IT.  A GROSS DISPLAY OF WILL, STRENGTH, AND DOMINANCE TO PROVE WHO IS THE ALPHA HUMAN.  VERY INTERESTING INDEED.

medamaudee:

I’m sorry. I was told to post this. Forgive me, please. 

I…

medamaudee:

I’m sorry. I was told to post this. Forgive me, please. 

I…

Anonymous If i'm not mistaken the little guy with a pointy green hat is a gnome child from Runescape.

THE FUCK IS A GNOME CHILD?

Aug 20 @ 2:54am + 2 notes + Reblog
+ EXPLAIN THIS FUCKER I AM SO CONFUSED!

official-karkat:

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NO, SERIOUSLY.

WHAT

THE

FUCK

IS

THIS?!

+ EXPLAIN THIS FUCKER I AM SO CONFUSED!

+ HEY. YOU.

official-karkat:

PLAY THIS GAME INSTEAD!  I SHOULD SERIOUSLY DELETE THESE WHEN I FINISH A GAME…

http://pyx-1.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=51

I SAID PLAY THIS GAME.  YOU DON’T HAVE TO IF YOU WISH, BUT I THINK IT WOULD BE FUCKING HILARIOUS TO SEE ME WIN.

+ HEY. YOU.

PLAY THIS GAME INSTEAD!  I SHOULD SERIOUSLY DELETE THESE WHEN I FINISH A GAME…

http://pyx-1.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=51

+ HEY. YOU.

capricorn-onthe-cob:

official-karkat:

PLAY THIS GAME: 

http://pyx-1.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=36

What’s the password?

THAT GAME IS DEAD.  I’LL MAKE A NEW ONE.

Aug 20 @ 1:23am + 5 notes + Reblog via + original

teamsubpar:

the-condescensions-swag:

teamsubpar:

The Homestuck Fandom is literally the worst fandom and has absolutely no redeeming qualities.

If you think otherwise that just means that you are a part of the Homestuck fandom and therefore your opinion doesn’t matter because you are, in fact, shit. Just like your fandom.

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are you fffffffffffFUCKING kidding me

NAH.  I AM NEITHER FUCKING NOR KIDDING YOU.

dont-be-a-grub DO NOT BE FOOLED FRIEND! FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS IS A SCARY ASS GAME AND IN NO WAY CHILD'S PLAY

WHO’S TO SAY THAT A “SCARY ASS GAME” ISN’T CHILD’S PLAY.  I’M NOT GOING TO BE A GRUB AND WUSS OUT!

Aug 19 @ 11:24pm + 1 note + Reblog
artificialpsychosis:

A helpful review of Five Nights at Freddy’s on Steam.

AWW…A GAME SO INNOCUOUS AND CHILDISH.  WHAT’S THE HARM OF PLAYING IT ONCE I CAN PURCHASE IT?

artificialpsychosis:

A helpful review of Five Nights at Freddy’s on Steam.

AWW…A GAME SO INNOCUOUS AND CHILDISH.  WHAT’S THE HARM OF PLAYING IT ONCE I CAN PURCHASE IT?

Aug 19 @ 11:13pm + 2,784 notes + Reblog via + original
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