I AM KARKAT, YOUR CREATOR. I AM ABOUT 7.4 SWEEPS OLD. NOT THAT ANY OF YOU BULGE-BITING LOWLIFES WOULD CARE. BECAUSE YOU DON'T. HAVE A NICE DAY, LUSUS-PAILERS.
Hey karkat *she smiles a little holding a little grub wrapped in a pink blanket in her arms* I brought someone fur mew to meet
AWWW…OH GOD….SO…C..CUTE…THERE, I SAID IT.
THERE IS SOME GOOD NEWS THOUGH. I WILL GET MY REPAIRED HUSKTOP (stupid worthless piece of chitinous shit) SOMETIME THIS WEEK. THEN THE STUPID FUCKING BLOG WILL CONTINUE FULL FORCE. FUCK YEA! I CAN’T WAIT… UNTIL THEN, FUCK YOU GUYS.
Oh come on admit it Carisa is super cute
I ADMIT NOTHING…NOT EVEN THE PROBABLE CUTENESS THAT OVERTAKES THIS LITTLE WRIGGLER. I WILL NOT SAY WHETHER IT DEFINITELY EXISTS OR NOT, EVEN IF IT REALLY DOES. WHICH IT DOE-NOPE! NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING. SHUTTING THE FUCK UP NOW.
She had a girl and she has your nubby horns only rounder and nep picked her name it's Carisa
O:B SHE. IS. SO………..NO, I REFUSE TO SAY CUTE! ARGH, DAMMIT!!!
WELL, THIS ISN’T THE END. I REFUSE TO MAKE A “SHUTTING DOWN THE TUMBLELOG SPEECH LIKE A FUCKIN WIMPY WIGGLER. NO, I WAS ON A TECHNOLOGICAL HIATUS BEYOND MY CONTROL. THIS IS NOW THE PART OF MY HIATUSES WHERE I MAKE SCANT POSTS AND GET BACK TO THE FUN OF TUMBLELOGING. DON’T WORRY, STALKERS. YOUR SUGAR LUSUS IS HERE.
Nepeta has a little baby bump ((or a grub bump as you guys would call it))now it's pretty cute
I SAW IT. IT’S…ODD. DEFINITELY SOMETHING UNPRECEDENTED, TO SAY THE LEAST. I HOPE SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE HAS GOTTEN HERSELF INTO.
Aww eridans back nep seems fine now
THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT! IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE BEEN ALSO SLINKING IN AND OUT OF THINGS ON ACCIDENT. FUCK, THIS SO CALLED “FANATIC DOMAIN” HAS BEEN SLUMBERING. WITHOUT THEIR POSTS, I DON’T FEEL ALL TOO “POSTY” SO TO SPEAK.
imagine a baby album for troll children
"wiggler’s first molt :)" with photos of a young troll disgustingly bursting out of its black wiggler carapace
YOU’RE GIVING THE TROLLS IDEAS. SHUSH. *PAP*
ALRIGHT. AIR YOUR GRIEVANCES OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HAVE YOU UNTO ME.
I GOT ALL YOUR QUADRANT DAYS MESSAGES AND I LOVED THEM. THAT’S RIGHT! I USED THE PITIFUL WORD! AND TO OFFICIAL NEPETA: NEED A FEELINGS JAM? I CAN LURE A GREAT BEAST FOR YOU TO SLAUGHTER LIKE OLD TIMES.
I MORE THAN LIKELY WON’T BE ONLINE FOR A LOT OF THE DAY. I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO HASH OUT WITH MY POTENTIAL KISMESIS. I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOUR BEST WISHES ARE WELL RECEIVED! HAVE A GREAT FUCKING LIFE!
Im still here. i honestly dont give a shit about the gigapause website, anyways, hows it hangin?
HANGING? I AM NOT HANGING. I’M SITTING DOWN. HOW ARE YOU DOING?