I AM KARKAT, YOUR CREATOR. I AM ABOUT 7.4 SWEEPS OLD. NOT THAT ANY OF YOU BULGE-BITING LOWLIFES WOULD CARE. BECAUSE YOU DON'T. HAVE A NICE DAY, LUSUS-PAILERS.
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AWW SHIT I WENT FROM 665 TO 667.  SOME TROLLS HAVE ALL THE LUCK.  

Anonymous Sup fuckhead. I see you're back.

I COME AND I GO.  I’M LIKE THE GREAT ASSHOLE ENIGMA SOMETIMES.  WHERE DO I COME FROM?  WHERE DO I GO?

Jul 17 @ 4:21pm + 1 note + Reblog
official-john k-karkat, uh, hey, do you still, you know, like dave?

I TRY TO NOT TALK ABOUT MY AFFAIRS WITH THAT ONCE CERTAIN DAVE WHO I AM PRETTY SURE IS AN EX-DAVE.  THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Jul 17 @ 4:00pm + 2 notes + Reblog
official-hussie get over yourself karkat, how about you go and fuck some troll or human boys while we sit here and laugh at you?

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO LAUGH AT ME?  I’M NOT A LAUGHSASSAN FOR FUCK’S SAKE.  WHY DON’T WE INSTEAD LAUGH AT *YOU*?

Jul 17 @ 3:59pm + 1 note + Reblog
official-hussie since when are you my god karkat? i created you.

I…YOU…ME…BUT…WHAT…THE…FUUUUUUUUCK?!

Jul 17 @ 5:05am + 2 notes + Reblog
official-john you did what with nepeta??? you had her kid?

SHH SHH SHHHHH SHUSH!  YOU WANT TO LOSE ANY AND ALL OF YOUR LESSER BODILY APPENDAGES?!

Jul 17 @ 1:56am + Reblog
Anonymous Well now that eridans back carisa will finally have a dad like she wanted and she doesn't know about you being her real father just like you wanted it

YES THIS PERFECT AND COMPLICATED ALTERNIAN ROMCOM CAN FINALLY CLOSE, BOOK-ENDS AND ALL.  GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE…….

Jul 17 @ 1:34am + Reblog
cancerouslychatty ((this literally the best blog ive seen like ever))

OH MY GOD…WELL…WOW.  THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH…THAT.  I NEED A FEW EARTH MINUTES.

Jul 16 @ 5:03am + 5 notes + Reblog
freddieboychilton:

freddieboychilton:

sometimes people on facebook annoy me
"oH my GEORGe"
"Jeffrey Damnit!"
"WHERE THE STEPHANIE IS MY SOCK"

"WHAT THE ESTEBAN JULIO RICARDO MONTOYA DE LA ROSA RAMIREZ IS WRONG WITH HER”

OH MY FUCKING KARKAT!

freddieboychilton:

freddieboychilton:

sometimes people on facebook annoy me

"oH my GEORGe"

"Jeffrey Damnit!"

"WHERE THE STEPHANIE IS MY SOCK"

"WHAT THE ESTEBAN JULIO RICARDO MONTOYA DE LA ROSA RAMIREZ IS WRONG WITH HER”

OH MY FUCKING KARKAT!

3musesallcrazy:

IT IS 11 DAYS AFTER THE 4TH OF JULY, I THINK THERE IS A POINT WHERE YOU MIGHT WANT TO STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS

EARTH IS AT WAR!  YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!  THE LIGHTING OF THE FIREWORKS MUST MEAN WAR!  ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU HUMANS STARTED FOLLOWING ALTERNIAN PRACTICES!

hellarolal 50 shades of gray its about anonymity n all dat jazz

HMM…FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY.  SO THIS HAS TO DO WITH TROLL SOCIETY, YES?  I MUST READ THIS IMMEDIATELY!  

Jul 16 @ 2:14am + 1 note + Reblog

lumos5001:

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

UPDATE: Yup I got the thing

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I WANT AN EARTH BOOK TO READ…

I AM TRYING TO COMPREHEND THE NEED OF SUCH A CINEMATIC CACOPHONY AS THESE FILMS KNOWN AS THE PURGE SERIES.  ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NEED ALTERNIA.