I AM KARKAT, YOUR CREATOR. I AM ABOUT 7.4 SWEEPS OLD. NOT THAT ANY OF YOU BULGE-BITING LOWLIFES WOULD CARE. BECAUSE YOU DON'T. HAVE A NICE DAY, LUSUS-PAILERS.
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official-nepeta I'm ok now karkat don't worry

OH…WELL THAT’S WONDERFUL…I GUESS.  THAT SOUNDED LIKE QUITE THE TRIP THERE.  JUST IMAGINE…ALL THAT FUCKING BLOOD AND SHIT…URGH.  IS EVERYTHING OKAY OR JUST YOU?

Sep 15 @ 6:07pm + 2 notes + Reblog

SOME UPDATES FROM THE OFFICIAL NEPETA DEVELOPMENTS.  THIS ISN’T RIGHT!  I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!  BUT WHAT?  WHAT SHOULD I DO?  I KNOW…I WILL CALL OUT FOR NEPETA!  SEE IF SHE CAN HEAR ME FROM HERE.  I HOPE SHE ISN’T TOO FAR.  NEEEEPEEETAAA!  GET THE FUCK BACK HERE BEFORE YOU DIE!  DYING IS VERY BAD AND I THINK YOU DID IT ALREADY!

Anonymous Nepetahasbeencapturedbycrockerteirkarkatabdcarisaandbadthingsaregonnnahappenhelp!!

WHY COULDN’T HE HAVE TAKEN ME?  HEY UGLY!  WHY NOT ME?  AT LEAST BE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE NEXT TIME IN TAKING YOUR HOSTAGES.  NEPETA KNOWS HOW TO FUCK SHIT UP.  I KNOW SHE’S OKAY…BUT SERIOUSLY…WHY THE FUCK AM I NEVER A HOSTAGE?  I KICK ALL THE ASS.  ALL OF IT.

Sep 15 @ 12:47am + 1 note + Reblog
brainstatic:

This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.

AND HERE I THOUGHT IT MEANT “SELF CONTAINED UNDERWATER…BREATHING…APPARATUS”…WAIT…FUCK.

brainstatic:

This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.

AND HERE I THOUGHT IT MEANT “SELF CONTAINED UNDERWATER…BREATHING…APPARATUS”…WAIT…FUCK.

WHAT THE FIDDLE FUCK DIDDLY DUCK PIDDLE PUCK SLICK CHUCK COCKSUCK SLOW SMUCK RUN AMUCK HOMESTUCK BATTLING RUCK YOUNG BUCK TIDDLE TUCK SIDESTRUCK TRICK-TRUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOIN?

WHAT THE FIDDLE FUCK DIDDLY DUCK PIDDLE PUCK SLICK CHUCK COCKSUCK SLOW SMUCK RUN AMUCK HOMESTUCK BATTLING RUCK YOUNG BUCK TIDDLE TUCK SIDESTRUCK TRICK-TRUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOIN?

official-nepeta Purty good but a anon turned me trickster fur 24 hours a few days ago it really freaked carisa out that's fur sure

I’VE BEEN SITTING ON A SHITTON OF ASKS…I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF I SHOULD TOUCH SOME OF THEM WITH A THIRTY METER POLE OR NOT…I’M SURE THE LITTLE ONE WAS RATHER TRAUMATIZED BY THAT.  IT’S PRETTY TERRIFYING.

Sep 2 @ 12:59am + 1 note + Reblog
official-nepeta Hey karkat how are mew doing?

AHH, NEPETA.  IT’S BEEN RATHER QUIET IN THE WILD WILD WEB THAT IS THIS FUCKED-UP WORLD.  I’VE MOSTLY BEEN TUMBLE-LURKING; GIVING MY GLANCE NUGGETS A WORK OUT OVER THIS SCREEN.  I NEED TO POST MORE SHIT SO THE STALKERS CAN BE APPEASED.  HOW ARE YOU DOING?

Sep 2 @ 12:22am + Reblog
all-the-homestuck-feels Thanks for the follow

THERE IS NOTHING I LIKE DOING MORE THAN MAKING SURE MY FELLOW TUMBLESTALKERS HAVE A *SLIGHTLY* LESS SHITTY EXISTENCE.  IT’S THE LEAST I COULD DO FOR CREATING YOU.

Sep 1 @ 2:19am + Reblog
❝w is not a vowel❞
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every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

BUT…IT’S…A MOTHERFUCKING ***DOUBLE-U***

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twerkfinite:

secretly-a-dog:

weird-bug:

i just made this video

It gets funnier every time I watch it.

I don’t understand it but I like it

AHH I GET IT.  A GROSS DISPLAY OF WILL, STRENGTH, AND DOMINANCE TO PROVE WHO IS THE ALPHA HUMAN.  VERY INTERESTING INDEED.

medamaudee:

I’m sorry. I was told to post this. Forgive me, please. 

I…

medamaudee:

I’m sorry. I was told to post this. Forgive me, please. 

I…

Anonymous If i'm not mistaken the little guy with a pointy green hat is a gnome child from Runescape.

THE FUCK IS A GNOME CHILD?

Aug 20 @ 2:54am + 2 notes + Reblog
+ EXPLAIN THIS FUCKER I AM SO CONFUSED!

official-karkat:

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NO, SERIOUSLY.

WHAT

THE

FUCK

IS

THIS?!