I AM KARKAT, YOUR CREATOR. I AM ABOUT 7.4 SWEEPS OLD. NOT THAT ANY OF YOU BULGE-BITING LOWLIFES WOULD CARE. BECAUSE YOU DON'T. HAVE A NICE DAY, LUSUS-PAILERS.

the-real-sollux asked:

woah wiITH THE HAT2

the-real-sollux:

official-karkat:

I CAN PUT ON MORE IF YOU WANT…HERE HAVE A HAT!  

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YEEEEEEEEES!  MY PLAN IS IN MOTION!

I’M BEAUTY. I’M GRACE.  I’M MISS PARADOX SPACE.

I’M BEAUTY. I’M GRACE.  I’M MISS PARADOX SPACE.

the-real-sollux asked:

2TOP THAT

I AM THE LAW!!!  

charlesoberonn:

Prototyped - MSPA Style

Oh yes, the sexiest character in Homestuck

YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I’M SEXY

the-real-sollux asked:

woah wiITH THE HAT2

I CAN PUT ON MORE IF YOU WANT…HERE HAVE A HAT!  

Anonymous asked:

Woah karkat don't you think you should put the hats down?

FUCK THAT NOISE!!!

TAKE IT BACK BEFORE I PUT ON MORE HATS!  YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK!

official-nepeta asked:

*carisa smiles and grabs at his pant leg*hat! She can't talk furry well yet

OH…DOES SHE ACTUALLY THINK I AM A HAT?…WELL…AWKWARD…

official-nepeta asked:

Oh how cute! *carisa lets go of nepetas coat and walks over to karkat* hat!

YES, IT IS I, THE DREADED HAT!  I AM HERE TO PRESENT HATS TO ALL THE LITTLE TROLL GIRLS ,BOYS, AND THOSE OF VARYING GENDER!  BUT THIS ONE IS JUST FOR YOU, YOU GRATEFUL LIL SHIT.

official-nepeta asked:

Anons told me they gave mew something fur carisa *carisa smiles while holding on to nepetas coat*

IT IS…A DAPPER-ASS HAT FROM A DAPPER ASS-HAT!  IT EVEN HAS A BOW!

Anonymous asked:

*gives you a tiny top hat for carisa*there you go

O:B  I MUST FIND THE TROLL.

Anonymous asked:

Aw karkat are you happy about having a daughter your getting all sappy

… MAYBE SHE COULD USE A NICE DAPPER-ASS HAT…NOT A DAPPER ASS-HAT…THAT WOULD BE ME.  MAYBE…I THINK.  I DON’T KNOW.

NEVER!  WE NEED TO GO DEEPER!!!